It's been a while:)

What's up world? It's been A while since my last blog entry. A lot has happened. And I'm just working on changing my life for the better. I've met some very interesting people in the last few weeks, and needless to say I will be blogging about them lol. Now let the entries begin :)

I Love YOU, BUT.....

Do you think it's possible to be IN LOVE with more then 1 person? I think that you can LOVE many, but you can only be IN LOVE with ONE. I had someone tell me that they was in love with me, and someone else.<-----yeah right. Although you may think your IN LOVE with the Two, Your physically IN Love with 1, and the other one your IN LOVE with the THINGS they DO FOR YOU.<---there's a difference trust me.  I THINK It is IMPOSSIBLE to be IN LOVE with TWO people, Your heart won't allow you, BUT YOUR MIND WILL:)<----BUT that's just my thoughts :)

Dysfunctional & ALL

 How many people have a dysfunctional relationship with your kids Mother/Father? I'm sure many of us can relate to this, but do you ever ask yourself what can you do better to make the relationship better for the sake of the child/children? It took myself a while to realize that the relationship with my children's father is separate from the relationship that i have with my children. Regardless of what YOUR personal FEELINGS are, you shouldn't let that interfere with the relationship they have with their child/children.<-----I had to realize this too. I know it  can be hard, but sometimes you just have to learn to live amongst SHIT. JUST PINCH YOUR NOSE IN THE PROCESS...Just my thoughts though.lol

SEXY CAN I?

 Ladies what do you find Sexy In a MAN? I think that confidence is so sexy. There's nothing like a man that's confident<---not arrogant though. A man that knows what he want, and goes out there and GETS IT  is SEXY to me. I'm can be a handful, and i love it when a man is able to not only get my attention, but isn't intimidated by NOTHING I SAY OR DO....HMMMMM :)Fellas what do you find SEXY in a WOMAN??? Let us KNOW..

Bottoms UP...

How many of y'all are a FAN OF ASS EATING? Or as my friend Rico would say Having your salad TOSSED!!!<----YAY OR NAY PEOPLE?

BABY JUST RELAX 0_o

How many woman can honestly say they have mastered ANAL SEX?  I think this is SOMETHING THAT EVERY WOMAN has tried at least once. This one sexual act that I'm not a fan of. What is the key to ANAL SEX? and why do men seem to think that all we have to do is RELAX?<----It pisses me off. How can you relax when someone is ramming you in your ASS?. It's uncomfortable and painful, and you can tear up some sheets trying to accomplish this act, and fuck up a pillow in the process from all the PILLOW BITING. I think they should have epidural pills for ANAL SEX.<--just my thoughts though :)

The Best Sex...

Does anyone know why MAKE UP SEX is the BEST SEX?  It seems like no matter how bad the argument was, the sex that follows is ALWAYS GREAT. Is it because we feel like we have something to prove to one another? It's always so intense right?<-----it should be :). I always wondered about the couples who hardly ever argue, what their sex life was like?.<---Always making love has to be fucking BORING? There's nothing like a good fuck, especially after a argument. A little bit of hair pulling, he's slightly choking you on the low lol.<---kinda beating you up, but in a sex way. Take that, Take that, Take that. :)  LMAO! Let me find something i can argue about real quick. I shall return :)

Faking The OH MY!

I know its hard for men to fake and orgasm, but woman do it ALL THE TIME lol. I just don't understand WHY we do it? What purpose does it serve US by FAKING? instead of faking it, and stroking his EGO, I think we should start being honest with these men. If he's not making you climax let him know, so he can step his game up. If he's the only one getting his rocks off, then it's a waste of a FUCK. All that oooh baby oooh is a waste of  YOUR FUCKING breath if your legs don't feel like NOODLES when your done. I've heard of faking it till you make it, but damn NOT IN THIS CASE. I'm just saying :)

Love Faces

Have you ever noticed the faces your partner makes when your having sex?<-----hilarious right? If you only knew what you looked like when your getting your swerve on 0_o.  I told my ex that he looked just like BILL COSBY with some of the faces he would make during sex. I said i was going to start practicing my Love Faces, because all facial expressions don't look good when your geting your swerve on . For every mood that I'm in, i was thinking about putting on a mask that would reflect how i was feeling. For instance if i felt like Killing someone, but not literally, i would put on my FREDDY KRUGER mask, and get in. Let's faces some of the faces people make during sex are down right SCARY. I say just put a mask on and save yourself some EMBARRASSMENT.

Girl STOP lol...

Why is it that woman are so against one another? Being a black woman, i find that in our community woman hate to see other woman doing well for themselves. I think that woman should be able to empower and uplift one another. Why is it when you see a successful woman, some woman automatically question her success.<----y'all know what I'm talking about lol. There's plenty of woman in this world that actually WORK their ASS off to become SUCCESSFUL. I think that woman who down talk other woman because of their success, are intimidated by their SUCCESS. You can be just as successful as the next WOMAN if YOU WANT TOO.:)

The Well ENDOWED :)

Ladies have you ever had sex with a man that was VERY WELL ENDOWED? My girlfriend Olivia was telling me about one of her sexcapades with a Jamaican Man. She said His DICK was so LARGE that all of it couldn't fit inside of her<---Wowzers. We often complain about men having LITTLE DICKS, but what about if he's Too LARGE? After she had sex with "KING DINGALING", she was literally walking with a LIMP.?  She said she asked him why was he so big?, and his reply was, Jamaican men bang their dicks against BARK TREES when their little boys<-----is this true? hmmmm If that's all it takes then why are some men wasting money on EXTENDS? Sometimes being well endowed is a GIFT (Nice to look at) And a CURSE (Probably doesn't get a lot of COOCH) How big is to big Ladies?

What's Your SEX CYCLE?

OK Fellas what the longest a man can go without Physically having sex? Is it true that EVERY man has a cycle? Woman can go without having sex for a while, and we'll be OK, But a man HAS to have SEX. So how whats your sex cycle like? do you have sex 3-4 times a week, and on the days your not physically getting it in, Are you jerking off? <------nods head yes lol...Ladies I'm learning now that men jerk off on their sexual OFF DAYS. So i guess if you have a man, you should pay close attention to his sex cycle, It would be AWKWARD x10 if you walk in on him, and he's STROKING HIS POLE 0_o. No offense I'm just saying :)

0_o<-------

Men say that it's not lady like for a woman to fart<-----Really? And i think it's so wrong for a GROWN ASS MAN to have skid marks in his draws, You can't help it if you have to fart, but you can certainly make sure your wipping your ASS PROPERLY.<---stop being LAZY, and wipe yourself ONE MORE TIME...

Lucky's World....: Tuned IN, OR Tuned OUT?

Lucky's World....: Tuned IN, OR Tuned OUT?: Let's face it sex is a major factor in a relationship. It's probably the most important factor outside of fiances. But what do you do when y...

Circumcised Vs The UNCIRCUMCISED?

Have you ever been with man that wasn't circumcised?  Me, I've never even seen a uncircumcised dick up close and personal.  Even though the two look different, does it feel the same.? Can you tell that one is meatier than the other? How do you fit all that meat in your mouth, when performing ORAL SEX? For those of you that have slept with a turtle neck dick let me know what your experience was like... Which do you prefer circumcised or uncircumcised? #luckysworld

What Was I THINKING?

Have you ever looked back at some of the people you've dated, and say to yourself "WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING"? I think we all have that one EX that we shed a few tears over lol, and now when  you see them, your like i can't believe i actually told him/her I LOVE YOU, better yet how did i ever shed a few tears over THAT.0_o. Even though i've NEVER EVER done COKE, OR CRACK  in my life, But after dating some of the men i've dated i had to be on something,lol! Does anyone else ever question their past relationships? I'm telling you it's a crazy feeling when your out with your new partner, and you run into your EX, and your new partner is looking at you like you have some explaining to do! 0_o, And your like WHAT? That's when i was at my really low point in LIFE, and He/OR SHE was there for me...LMAO o_o

Tuned IN, OR Tuned OUT?

Let's face it sex is a major factor in a relationship. It's probably the most important factor outside of fiances. But what do you do when you've been in a relationship for quite sometime, and you NO LONGER have a desire to sleep with your partner? Now there's always ways to spruce up your sex life, but what happens when you no longer feel the need to even satisfy YOUR PARTNER? Sometimes the things you go through in a relationship can have a major impact on your sex life. I know there isn't a man on this earth that can say he's opposed to receiving oral sex, but that's a 2 way street. You have to be in tuned with your partners SEXUAL NEEDS, because if your not the sex will quickly fade, and someone else will be serving it up just the way HE/SHE LIKES IT. I'm just saying, Wouldn't you rather be TUNED IT, THEN TUNED OUT?:)

Does Age Really MATTER?

I decided to step out this weekend with two of my girlfriends for drinks, and i met some very interesting MEN this weekend. I was approached by a gentlemen who was a nice looking man, but judging by his conversation i could tell he was younger then myself. I asked him is age, and he immediately said "OLD ENOUGH"<-----Red Flag Ladies. I knew by that statement he wasn't even 30 years old. So i asked him again his age and he said "23"? All i could do was just stare at him, because the conversation was OVER. Although i was flattered by his many compliments, I knew that there was NOTHING i could do with a 23yr old other then the OBVIOUS. lol. Is it possible to have a successful relationship with someone who's a lot younger then yourself? I mean look at Demi and Ashton, although they looked great TOGETHER, Their mindsets were completely DIFFERENT, and the end result was of course SPILTSVILLE. I know that some will argue that age doesn't matter, but i beg to differ.<---but hey that's just my opinion :)

Single In The City...

Why is it almost frowned upon for a woman to be single these days? Is there something wrong with being single? Why is it that most woman feel like THEY HAVE TO HAVE A MAN? 0_o. I remember this young girl said "she has 5 kids with NO MAN" lol that was hilarious to me. She made it seem like if she had a man, her life would then have some sort of significant value. I think i would rather be single in this city, then to be with a man that I LOVE, BUT I DON'T LIKE, or vice verse. I was never the type to be with a man, just for the sake i saying "I have A MAN". I'd rather be on RESERVE for the RIGHT ONE, then having the WRONG ONE as my significant OTHER.0_o. Again this is just my opinion :)

Doing It All By YOURSELF..

Being a single parent has to be the Hardest UNPAID Job in the world.<---so serious. I don't think any parent ever envisions themselves raising children on Their OWN, but sometimes in life situations occur, and we don't have a choice, but to step up and do the best that we can. I had one of my readers make a comment on one of my entries, and she said " No one Ever takes her kids". I know exactly how she feels, because at one point i never got any ME TIME. There are single parents out here that work long hours, and they go home to run a household by THEMSELVES with NO HELP with homework, cooking, cleaning, after school activities, Dr.s appointments, play dates, volunteer work at their kids school. I mean the list goes on, and sometimes we find ourselves BURNT OUT. I can't stress how important it is for a single parent to have ME TIME. We all need that time too just relax and unwind, even if it's just for an hour. If you know anyone who is a single parent, and you know they NEVER get any ME time, be a friend, and just offer to help out, Because it's so hard  Doing IT By YOURSELF....

T.G.I.F.

It's FRIDAY, and I'm counting down the hours till I'm KID FREE. Am i the only parent that looks forward to Friday. I pack my kids bags Thursday night<---that's just terrible lol. Just the thought of not having to YELL, GIVE OUT SPANKINGS, AND CHANGE DIAPERS is AWESOME. To be able to walk around my house BUTT ASS NAKED if i want too is FUCKING GREAT. I love my children to death, but they make me sick sometimes.<---sad but true..WOW sleeping in without someone banging on my bedroom door for a bowl of cereal in the morning is like HEAVEN. Am i the only parent out here that when Sunday hits, you can't wait for FRIDAY TO ROLL BACK AROUND..lol HAPPY FRIDAY PEOPLE:)

A Better ME:)

I can tell that i have changed, just by the way I'm starting to handle situations that come about in my life. I'm alot calmer these days, and i try not to let my emotions get the best of me. There was a time in my life when i would get so angry that i couldn't control what i said, nor what i did. What would NORMALLY send me into a raging lunatic, now doesn't even bother me. Yeah i still have people in my life that TRY to push my buttons, and sometimes it they can, but how i handle myself today they can't even TELL if they've PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF OR NOT:)<-----because of this. The OLD ME had NO problem cursing you out, and hurting you feelings in the process, but it takes so much energy to do that. Blogging has been therapeutic for me, because with every question I've asked you people, trust me I've asked myself first? It's so much easier for me now to just TALK ABOUT IT. My problem was i would go the hell off FIRST, Then ask questions later<---not good. Now i actually think before i speak, and say what i need to say without ACTING OUT HOW I FEEL, and looking like a DAMN FOOL IN THE PROCESS<----not lady like at all.lol:)

Lucky's World....: Prioritizing Your PRIORITIES....

Lucky's World....: Prioritizing Your PRIORITIES....: Why is it that some of us have a difficult time prioritizing your PRIORITIES. I don't think there's one person on this planet that can say T...

Prioritizing Your PRIORITIES....

Why is it that some of us have a difficult time prioritizing your PRIORITIES. I don't think there's one person on this planet that can say THEY LOVE PAYING BILLS. I was always taught that you take care of HOME FIRST, and everything else is SECONDARY. I haven't always lived by this rule though lol. There were times when i would choose to spend my bill money on shoes, clothes, eating out, going to the clubs, and after the money was spent, i would be in panic mode because i didn't take care of my bills. I was a compulsive shopper at one point, i didn't care about paying bills i would have rather looked GOOD..<----that's terrible. I had to learn the hard way though. Not only did me NOT PAYING my bills almost cost me JAIL TIME, but i found it difficult GETTING DRESSED IN THE DARK. So i had to get my shit together, and i must say i love that i have a nice home, with lights, water, cable, and gas. <----this is far more important to me then JUST LOOKING GOOD..:)

NO STRUGGLE NO PROGRESS.....

I find myself sometimes just thinking about were I've been, and i can't help but smile. To be able to reflect on your past, and to see how far you've come TODAY, makes you feel like the STRUGGLE was well worth it. You may not be at your final destination yet, but as long as your progressing in the RIGHT DIRECTION you'll get there. My good girlfriend has struggled so much in the past, but she NEVER COMPLAINED, she always knew that her situation would get better, and it did :) The one thing that I've learned over the years is to NEVER be ashamed of the things you've gone through in life. It's through your trials and tribulations that you find your TRUE STRENGTH :) I'm thankful of everything that I've been through, The good, The bad, And the extremly UGLY. <---- it's made me who i am TODAY:)

Lucky's World....: Sleeping With A Broken Heart...

Lucky's World....: Sleeping With A Broken Heart...: I think both men and woman have had their heart broken at some point in their life. I know i have.  I've had someone hurt me to my soul, and...

Sleeping With A Broken Heart...

I think both men and woman have had their heart broken at some point in their life. I know i have.  I've had someone hurt me to my soul, and i didn't think i was ever going to get over the hurt, but i did. As time went on each day got easier, and some days were better then others lol, but i knew deep down inside it was for the best. I always hated when night fell and i had to go to sleep, because sleeping with a broken heart is almost impossible. I always wished there was a break up pill that you could just take, and make all feelings go away<---sounds good right? Not in the real world though lol. In life you'll experience heart ache, but i promise you even though you may sleep with a broken heart, YOU'LL LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT..:)

Do You Ever Wonder?.....

Have you ever sat and watched your kids FAVORITE T.V. shows with them? I watch TV with my son christian all the time, and i always say to myself why didn't i think of that?  I just wonder how does Barney do it? How does Steve from Blue's Clues sit and talk to a dog for 30 mins. I have to laugh to myself, because these are Grown Ass People. Have you guys ever watched the UPSIDE DOWN SHOW? Two grown ass men acting like pure fools, but my son loves it. Do you ever wonder what the job requirements are for a job like that? Better yet what kind of RESUME do you need to have? These are just some of the questions i ask myself, When I'm forced to watch these shows. 0_o Does anybody else ever wonder the same thing?

Phone Swap!!!!

If you had to swap cell phones with your partner, would you guys still be together? *PAUSE* and think about it for a second. If your answer is NO, then you have to ask yourself how committed are you to your partner? If your in a MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP then why would you want to do ANYTHING to jeopardize what you have? Now if your just dating and your not officially a couple, then hell you can do what you want. But if you ever find yourself having to sneak to do something, then you probably shouldn't be doing it. It's so much easier to be SINGLE and do what you want, then to try and be in a RELATIONSHIP, and still have a singles person MENTALITY.

Talk That TALK....Lucky's World!!!: 3'S A CROWD!!!!

Talk That TALK....Lucky's World!!!: 3'S A CROWD!!!!: I had a very interesting conversation with my good friend Olivia's partner last night. He asked me a question that is a pretty common questi...

Talk That TALK....Lucky's World!!!: Does It Still EXIST?

Talk That TALK....Lucky's World!!!: Does It Still EXIST?: I  would like to believe that genuine LOVE still exists. I know in today's society most people fall in love with what they see on the outsid...

Talk That TALK....Lucky's World!!!: Smile Through IT ALL...

Talk That TALK....Lucky's World!!!: Smile Through IT ALL...: When it's all said and DONE, don't beat yourself up about NOTHING...Just SMILE and keep pushing forward. Even when it seems like an IMPOSSIB...

Smile Through IT ALL...

When it's all said and DONE, don't beat yourself up about NOTHING...Just SMILE and keep pushing forward. Even when it seems like an IMPOSSIBLE TASK just do it. Being hurt is something you can't stop from happening, but being miserable is always YOUR CHOICE. Stay in control of your life, and through it all don't forget to :)

Does It Still EXIST?

I  would like to believe that genuine LOVE still exists. I know in today's society most people fall in love with what they see on the outside (Materialistic things) weather it be a car, house, job, status, and even a credit score, and a really great guy who may not possess all of the things will get over looked. Wouldn't you prefer someone that has nothing but good intentions, has your best interest at heart, and LOVES YOU TO YOUR SOUL? So what he/she doesn't have alot. I kow i would? You can always be with someone who has EVERYTHING TO OFFER YOU, BUT LOVE. I'm sure there's plenty of LOVELESS relationship out there, i could NEVER be in one though.:)

Staying in YOUR LANE...

Why oh why do some females feel the need to be HEARD. Ladies if your dating a man who has children from a previous relationship it is important that he has a relationship with his children, and a cordial relationship with the mother of his child/children. The worst thing a female can do is to try and come in between that relationship. Understand your place is with HIM, and that's IT. You  NEVER  VOICE how you feel to his child/children's mother. You have to keep your PERSONAL feelings to YOURSELF. Trying to make yourself relevant in a situation that does not concern you will only make matters WORSE. So instead of trying to drive a wedge between them, you really should try to figure out how you can incorporate his children's MOTHER into your LIFE, Because she's not going anywhere lol. That's something you HAVE TO UNDERSTAND.

Talk That TALK....Lucky's World!!!: A Mothers LOVE...

Talk That TALK....Lucky's World!!!: A Mothers LOVE...: To all the moms out there raising little boys, we have a hell of a job on our hands don't we? I have 3 sons that i absolutely ADORE. The lov...

A Mothers LOVE...

To all the moms out there raising little boys, we have a hell of a job on our hands don't we? I have 3 sons that i absolutely ADORE. The love that i get from my sons is a feeling that i just can't even explain. Each one has a different personality, and i know one day these little guys will be GROWN MEN, and i know they will be men of EXCELLENCE, because I'm going to TEACH them how to be GENTLEMEN. You see I'm the 1st woman that they will EVER LOVE, and the although their FATHER will teach them how to be MEN<---responsibility. It's my duty as their mother to teach them how to LOVE, BE RESPECTABLE, and to STAND strong in what ever they BELIEVE IN. I know that one day I'll have to step aside for their wives, but I'll always be there when ever i am called upon, doing what ever is needed, Because I'm a MOTHER, and that's just what Mother's Do! :)

3'S A CROWD!!!!

I had a very interesting conversation with my good friend Olivia's partner last night. He asked me a question that is a pretty common question that men ask, so i wasn't shocked by his question. He asked me what would i do if my partner wanted to have a 3 some?.<----lol right. I replied and said that's something that i would never do, no matter how different it may be, there's always other ways to spruce it up in the BEDROOM without having to include others. Then he asked me what if a woman requested a 3 some?<----now that's HILARIOUS, because if your woman in requesting a 3some, She is tiered of your MIKE & IKE DICK, and although she may not WANT to leave you, she's in DESPERATE NEED OF SOME GREAT DICK..A man can have a 3 some and it be just SEX. If a woman says she wants one..<-----WARNING she's on the PROWL, and that's not good fellas. If your keeping it sexy in the bedroom, then there's no reason to bring outsiders in<-------3's a CROWD..

Sex, Love, & Relationships: Finish What You START...

Sex, Love, & Relationships: Finish What You START...: This entry hits home for me. How many of us start something, and never finish what we start? I've started a few things and never quite finis...

Finish What You START...

This entry hits home for me. How many of us start something, and never finish what we start? I've started a few things and never quite finished them, because i let my fears get in the way. I struggled with the fear of not being GOOD ENOUGH, and FAILING. In my eyes it always seemed better to just walk away, then to FAIL. It took me a while to get over my fears, but i did. It's so important to me NOW that what ever i start it's imperative that i FINISH. Failing is part of becoming SUCCESSFUL, and as long as i give my best, well that will ALWAYS BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. Always finish what you start, the only person that can get in your way IS YOU, and the only way to truly fail at something is to quit.  So Finish IT....

You Can't CHANGE NO ONE....

Why is it that when we get into a relationship, we start thinking that we can change our partner. People are who they are, and when someone shows you who they are BELIEVE THEM. Stop thinking that he or she will eventually change FOR YOU<---0_o. Because they won't. Sitting around waiting for someone to change into the person YOU WANT them to be is a waste of time, and your time is one thing you can't get a refund on. You have two choices though. You can either except the person for who they are, and love them regardless of their FLAWS, or you can cut your losses, and find someone that meets your REQUIREMENTS. It's just that simple! If a woman was a slut when you met her, the chances of you changing her whorish ways is VERY SLIM. <----she has to want to change her ways. A man that beats up on woman, has to want to stop his behavior. A over weight person has to want to stop stuffing their face. An Alcoholic has to want to stop drinking. No matter how much YOU LOVE THEM, change is something that comes from WITHIN. At the end of the day it's what you can deal with, and if you can't love and except someone for who they are, Do yourself a favor and LET GO...

Sabotage LOVE...

Why is it that we can have a really good relationship, and some how we'll find a way to sabotage it, and the only reason why we do this is why? Because of some dumb shit the previous guy did.lol Ladies y'all know what I'm talking about. How many of us have sent our man an indirect Text message? picked fights, gone through all his things, hoping we find something just so we can have something to bitch about lol. We do all of this just to get a REACTION out of him. So we try and PUSH his every Button. Smh I've been guilty of all of the above, and i must say the "ONLY THING" It has gotten me was a fucking headache. The one thing that I've learned (and it wasn't until recently) is that when a man really loves you, He'll show you, leaving NO ROOM FOR DOUBT. When you have a man that is not just telling you how he feels, but is showing you, don't look for nothing. Just except it for what it is and TRUST HIM..:)

No Degree... Just Life Experiences:)

I knew that when i started this blog i would take some heat. People are so quick to criticize when someone is doing better then them. Why is it that some people don't like to see others PROGRESS? By NO MEANS do i think I'm a Relationship expert, a Gossip columnist, Or a Sex Dr. I DON'T' have a degree in anything, but everything that i speak on is something that i myself experienced first hand, and or someone who's close to me has experienced. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's experienced some of the things i blog about, but i may be the only one to speak on it, and that's OK. I don't mind sharing the things i've been through at all. I am who i am :)

Selfless Vs THE SELFISH.....

Why is that sometimes we find ourselves doing all the right things, but for the WRONG PEOPLE?  When it comes to the people that i really care about, i will go above and beyond to lend a helping hand, without expecting anything in return. It seems like in today's world people are no longer SELFLESS, their more like SELFISH lol. It has to be the latest fad, because so many people seem to fit in with the SELFISH CROWD. Have you ever given someone your VERY LAST just because you wanted to help, but in the back of your mind YOU knew they wouldn't do it for you, but you did it anyway? How many times have you said to your self "the next time they ask me, I'm not helping"? I've found myself in situations like this so many times, and guess what? I've still HELPED. I realized that people who are selfless people can't change, no matter how many times they get kicked in their ass, But a selfish person will eventually be FORCED TO CHANGE..You can't get very far in life without giving back, and If you don't believe me, well just try it..lol :) I had to learn first hand that its better to be SELFLESS then to be SELFISH...<------that's a very ugly trait. Do "YOURSELF" a favor TODAY, and try helping someone :)

Diming Your Light....

I had a very interesting conversation with two older woman last night, and they were speaking on why we as woman sometimes tend to dime our own light. It's taught to us woman that your man is suppose to be the head, and i don't argue that, but should you have to dime your own light just for him to shine?  Let's take Oprah for an example. She's a very successful, and powerful woman, who's worked extremely hard to get where she's at. Should she have to dime her light just for her significant other to shine? I believe that no matter how successful a woman is, a man should still be able to lead. I must say though, it takes a strong man to step up and lead the way when he has a very successful woman. It's all in his confidence. We always see Oprah out with her significant other, but she's always leading, and he kinda fades into the background, and goes unnoticed. A woman should never want to lead, but she shouldn't have to dime her light, just so her signifigant other can shine.

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Today has been just a BLAH DAY, the kind of day that if anyone even looks at me the wrong way, they just might get a good CURSING OUT..So on that note, check back later for something juicy to read :)

That Awkward Moment....

That awkward moment when your spanking your kid, and their either Laughing at you, or their not crying 0_o. I'm sorry there's nothing normal about a SILENT ASS WHOOPING...<----That's so creepy, and i would be scared ,very very SCARED.

Am I The LUCKY ONE?

I swear i think I'm the only parent who's kids do and say the craziest shit. My 7yr old Nate thinks that he needs a Tuxedo, and a LIMO for a elementary dance. He was just put in a class for gifted kids (SMART KIDS) and i promise you he now thinks he's extra smart. HE ALWAYS HAS TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, and the worse thing you can say to a parent (A BLACK PARENT)is...."BUT MOM". Are you kidding that's like a fucking CURSE word. Everytime he says it i just want to BEAT HIM UP REALLY BAD. lol!  My 19yr old thinks putting holes in her face, and drawing on her body is OHHHHHH SOOOOO SEXXXXXYYYYY. I wish that with every piercing she gets the side effect should be, if you take it out, BLOOD would just pour out, and never stop. So after a while she would be like a water hose that has holes in it. lol (sprinkler face). My soon to be 2 year old Christian has a mind of his own. He doesn't go to bed before 1am, He LOVES drawing on the walls with PENCILS, and god forbid i doze off and leave him up, he'll go downstairs in the "WE HOURS" of the night and invade the SNACK CABINET..<------so serious. I have 3 BATHROOMS in my house, but currently only 1 TOILET WORKS..Hmmmmm i wonder why? Did god bless anyone else out there with special kids like mine, Or was i the LUCKY ONE?..:)

Beware Of The "BOOFER"

How do Men go to these little sex stores like Inserections, Star ship, and The Love Shack, on their lunch break? Like how are they able to go back to work and function?  They pay $5.00 for a booth and watch porn, and jack off for their ENTIRE LUNCH BREAK. My girlfriend Olivia is a Manager at a sex store, and at her store there's holes in each wall in the booths, where you can either put your BUTT OR YOUR PENIS in the hole, and if someone is in the next booth they'll fuck you in the ass, OR SLOB YOUR KNOB...OMG RIGHT. Mind you only men go in these booths..What is the world coming tooooooo? I'm so disturbed right now, i can't continue with this entry. lmao

I'm Talking To YOU!

It may not seem like things are not in your favor right now,  and every time you think your making a little progress, something always brings you back to square one, and you find yourself back at the drawing board with No answers just questions. You may feel like your at your breaking point, and ready to just say "FUCK IT". Don't feel sorry for yourself though, Just re-evaluate every aspect of your life, because there's a reason why your not getting to the next LEVEL. What ever is not benefiting you let it go, If someone is not ADDING to your life LET THEM GO, And start OVER. This time leaving behind all the doubt and fear that you won't make it. Alot of what WE THINK has an affect on what our OUTCOME will be. You have to believe in yourself, without DOUBTING YOURSELF. Even if everybody else is against. Learn to FEED YOUR FAITH, And STARVE THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FEARS... I'm Talking to YOU:) You can do this!!!!!

The Blame Game...

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies why is that when YOUR MAN cheats with another woman, you get mad with the other woman and not the man who's LOYALTY LIES WITH YOU? She's not to blame. Understand she owes you nothing, so being mad with her is POINTLESS. I've been cheated on by a man who i trusted with my life. I knew who the woman was, but there was NO NEED for me to take anything up with her.  My problem was with him, and that's who i blamed. I was sleeping with him, NOT HER. There was no need for me to utter 2 words to this woman, even though she was well aware of  who i was. Instead i dealt with him accordingly. I packed my shit and i left him, and i NEVER LOOKED back. The bottom line was MY MAN WAS UNFAITHFUL TO ME, and she was irrelevant in my eyes. If a man leaves you for another woman, why would you even waste your energy being mad at her? HE LEFT YOU 0_o. Stop blaming her, when the person you should be blaming is laying right next TO YOU.:)

Why Do You Stay?!!!

You have so many reason why you should leave, but you still stay.......But why do you STAY?.......
is it because the sex is good?
is it because he/she is beating your ass, and you associate that with how much they love you?
Is it because your financially dependent on him/her?
Is it because you can't stand to be by YOURSELF, Or you can't bare to see them with someone else?
You find yourself arguing every single day about the same shit, but still nothing changes, but you stay.
You kiss and makeup and less then 24 hrs your back at it. Do you ever stop to think, that your wasting your time? A relationship has its ups and downs, but it should NEVER be COMPLICATED. I believe everyone deserves to be happy, but you should never sacrifice your HAPPINESS just for the sake of being in a relationship. Happiness is CREATED, it's not something that's found. Letting go is hard, but sometimes you have to let go just to SAVE YOURSELF. I hope this was helpful :)

SUPPORT....It's A 2 Way Street!

It's almost instilled in every woman, that she should always SUPPORT her man, but don't you think this should go both ways?. What happens when a woman is pursuing something that brings her joy, and fulfillment, and her man isn't being supportive? I've seen woman support their men, even when they didn't AGREE with what he was doing. Support is a 2 way street, or least it should be. I say as long as what she's doing isn't crippling your relationship, A man should support his woman 150%. In fact a man needs to be his woman's biggest fan, cheering for her all the way. Of course not all men will agree with what I'm saying, and that's fine, but understant this. It's not always good to be A SILENT PARTNER. Always remember that what you WON'T, OR DON'T do SOMEONE ELSE WILL, and that's a FACT. Google it :)

Just Young AND DUMB!!!

Everyday my daughter has some new GRAFFITI on her body (tattoos).  As i told you guys in a previous entry, MY DAUGHTERS DAY ISN'T COMPLETE UNTIL SHE PISSES ME OFF. Her latest thing is this HUGE tattoo that takes up her entire arm. This morning she comes in my room, and tells me she's thinking about piercing her THROAT. 0_o I don't get it. I swear if she didn't look like me, i would think they gave me the wrong child in the hospital. She just told me that she wants a CORPORATE JOB<------Not with a THROAT PIERCING lmao. She just doesn't understand that appearance is everything. How far would you go with the tattoos.?  When is enough enough? When i tell her these things, she swears im being a HATER. Am i the only one that's experiencing this with their teenager?

Housewife....WITH NO HUSBAND?

This has got to be the latest fad. How can you be a HOUSEWIFE, and your NOT MARRIED? Well according to reality Tv, you don't need a husband to consider yourself a housewife, hell you don't even need to have a man in your life 0_o. I can't speak for every housewife, but i once was a housewife, and there's alot of RESPONSIBILITY in being a WIFE. For instance some of my responsibilities were, of course cooking, and cleaning, but that was the EASY SHIT. I had to become a girl scout mom, take my husband lunches when he wanted, run all types of crazy ass errand, grocery shop with 3 kids, sexing him when he wanted. I mean the list was endless. I think i would of rather went to work. I WAS A REAL HOUSEWIFE LMAO. Now i can't lie my job paid very well (shopped when i wanted too) But i worked for it.lol It's just hilarious to hear some woman call themselves a HOUSEWIFE, AND THEY'VE NEVER EVEN SAID "I DO", and your SINGLE<-------that's comical.

The Debbie Downer....

We all have a friend, or maybe had a friend that was just a Debbie Downer. My definition of a Debbie Downer =is someone who swears they had a worse life then Precious. Now Precious had a terrible life, but even she got over her childhood. I had a friend that was such a Debbie Downer. She was determined to let everyone know that she didn't have a pack of Uno Cards growing up. 0_o. I had to cut her off. Nobody wants to hang out with someone who gets drunk, and starts crying about some shit that happened 20 years ago. Everybody goes through shit, some people may have it worse then others, but don't let that stop you from ELEVATING. You have to rise above that, and push forward. Living in your past is only STOPPING YOU from having a BEAUTIFUL FUTURE...:)

Pretty Ricky!!!

Have you ever met a guy that was just so damn PRETTY, not GAY but PRETTY? He had nice hair, beautiful skin tone, nice nail beds, just everything about him was PRETTY, I mean even his BREATH is on POINT. He almost seems UNREAL, But believe it or not there are some Pretty Ricky's OUT HERE Ladies. Unfortunately they only date UGLY WOMAN, but why is that? Well there's only 2 reasons why. One reason is they love the attention that they get when their with the UGLY DUCKLING. Y'all know what I'm talking about. You've seen a fine ass man with a UGLY DUCKLING BEFORE, and what was the first thing you said to yourself after staring him up and down? "WHAT IS HE DOING WITH HER"?, "HE'S WAY TOO CUTE FOR HER"! lol We're all guilty of this.The second reason is she has MONEY, and she can afford to take care of PRETTY RICKEY. A Pretty Ricky is just PRETTY, AND more then likely "HE'S BROKE". Sad but true :)

Sex, Love, & Relationships: It's Not You IT'S ME!

Sex, Love, & Relationships: It's Not You IT'S ME!: The most classic break up line has to be "IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME". I'm sure we've all either used this line, or heard this line a time or two....

It's Not You IT'S ME!

The most classic break up line has to be "IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME". I'm sure we've all either used this line, or heard this line a time or two. This phrase is also ANOTHER BIG LIE. Their just too afraid to tell you the real reason why their really leaving your ass, So their willing to give you a shit load of reasons on why their messed up in the head, and now they need their SPACE. They really don't mean shit their telling you, it just sounds better then saying "I'm banging someone else". That's some DEVASTATING shit, And depending on the other persons MENTAL STATE, that could be grounds for someone to inflict harm to themselves. I personally know someone who tried to OVERDOSE on LISTERINE, because her guy was giving her the BOOT.<-----sounds funny, but it's TRUE. So when you hear "it's not you it's me" just take it as an EASY LET DOWN, but don't be surprised if you see them a few months down the line and their ENGAGED...lol.

One SIZE Does Not Fit ALL

Why in the world does every man think they can fit a MAGNUM? Magnums are for men who are well endowed. Fellas if you know your not "WELL ENDOWED" i suggest you put a Trojan on, it's nothing to be ashamed about. What's shameful is having on a baggy ass condom. 0_o. I'm sure you'll feel alot more CONFIDENT putting a condom on your Mike & Ike THAT FITS. Well may be you your not Mike & Ike, maybe your just Ike lol. Just food for thought. MAGNUMS=_____________________________________________________
Trojans=___________ BIG DIFFERENCE.

He's Just Not That Into YOU

Have you ever really liked a guy, but the two of you just wasn't on the same page? I mean let's face it just because your into someone doesn't mean the feeling is mutual.  If a guy only calls you once a week, or he never makes time to see you because he's ALWAYS SO BUSY, cut your loses because more then likely your not the ONLY ONE. Sometimes we can want someone so bad, that we tend too OVER LOOK the STOP SIGNS.A guy that only calls you LATE NIGHT, or is only bothered with you when his time PERMITS, isn't into you AT ALL. Even when a guy shows these signs, a female can want him so bad, that she'll just settle for what ever little time he gives her. A person that's INTERESTED will make time. Never settle for being just an option when all else fails. Just because he's not into you, Doesn't mean the NEXT man won't be HEAD OVER HEELS. :)

Sex, Love, & Relationships: Loving Without Fear:)

Sex, Love, & Relationships: Loving Without Fear:): I think everyone has experienced a bad break up at some point in their life. I know I've had a few lol. After my last break up i took 8 mont...

Hyperthetically Speaking!

Ok my girlfriend Nadia called me tonight with a hypertheical question, which i found to be hilarious. Lets say you've been in a monogamous realationship for 6 months, your on birth control so you can't get pregnant, but your partner REFUSES to have unprotected sex? What would you think? Me personally i would think either he's sleeping around with other women, and or men, or he has some kind of STD that he can't get rid of 0_o. It's always nice to feel the real thing, but you also have too respect how someone feels. This couldn't be me though, because in my eyes EVERY MAN is gay, until proven otherwise, and that right there would definitely make my GAYDAR SIRENS GO OFF. I'm just saying.:)

Be Very Careful....:)

Fellas when your lady ask you a question, 9x's out of 10 she already knows the answer, she just wants to see if your going to tell her the truth. When a woman suspects her man of cheating she will go to great lengths too find the truth. Sometimes i ask myself are men really that stupid? How could you cheat and not think your not going to get caught.? She's bound to catch your ass, and when she does, she may not even say anything at the time. She might just build up a case, and then when she's had enough she's going to stab you in the front, and the back. Well not literally, but y'all know what i mean. I know when men and woman go to the club, everybody flirts, but it's up to you to not to take it further then the club. For instance there's NO NEED to exchange numbers, send FACE BOOK REQUEST etc. That's doing too much when your in a relationship, and the moment that you do, you've ALREADY CHEATED, because your intentions are ALL WRONG. I'll put it like this ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SNEAK TO DO IS CHEATING, and in that case you deserve EVERYTHING you got coming to you. I must say myself that cheating on a woman is like being in a pool with GREAT WHITE SHARKS with open wounds. The chances of survival is 0 to none, and I'm talking about the survival of your RELATIONSHIP. So you have to ask yourself is it really worth it.

MARCH 6TH...DOOMS DAY 0_o!

Omg tomorrow i go to court. I'm scared to death. So many thoughts are going through my mind right now. I've never be in front of a judge in this manner.What if the judge tries to make an example out of me, and throws the book at me. Jesus my nerves are so fucking bad i have diarrhea x10. I think i need a cigarette, and i don't even smoke. lol! just the thought of going to jail makes we want to vomit. What if he gives me probation for life, without the possibility of NEVER GETTING OFF. What a fucking life Aisha.<------that's my name just in case you guys didn't know :) My charge is criminal trespassing. You would of thought that i was breaking an entry or something. No i wasn't trespassing, i just stop making payments on my laptop. The charges should be theft by taking, at least that's what i think lol. But hey i like criminal trespassing better. Nobody wants to friends with a THIEF, A LAPTOP THIEF at that. SMH I'm so ashamed of myself. I'm just gonna walk into court tomorrow and just plead guilty, hell i am guilty what the hell 0_o. *Pray For Me Guys*:)

Loving Without Fear:)

I think everyone has experienced a bad break up at some point in their life. I know I've had a few lol. After my last break up i took 8 months just to get my mind right. Alot of people can go from one relationship to another, and I'm knocking people who do, i just knew that after my last break up i needed to take time to really heal. i think that after a bad break up the WORSE thing  you can do is try and be with someone else. What ever that happened in your last relationship, you'll carry that baggage into your next relationship, and that's not fair to your new partner . If the relationship ended because of cheating, you may have trust issues. Now you find yourself with a new partner, thinking about what your last partner did to you, and making them pay for it. Your new relationship is already DOOMED. What ever you went through in your past has to stay in the past, in order for you to move forward with someone else. To love and be loved is an awesome feeling, but it is utterly impossible to have a successful relationship with someone, if your still holding onto what happened to you in your past relationships. You have to learn to LOVE WITHOUT FEAR, AND TRUST THE UNKNOWN. Well at least that's just how i see it.

Can We Be Just FRIENDS!

I know they say that men and woman can't be just friends, but i think that it's possible to have a strictly platonic relationship with the opposite sex. I have several male friends in my life that I've never had NO type of sexual relationship with, but i have 3 really close male friends (Alvynn, Shawn, & Vince) that are very close to me, would do anything for these 3 guys, and they would do ANYTHING for me. Yesterday i get an inbox from one of my close male friends that blew my mind. He started off  by saying "I'm sure your going to delete me after i say this". I automatically paused for a minuet. This guy is someone that i would talk to on a daily basis, and he would always come to me for advice about his kids mom, and i would always try and give him the best advice as possible. I admired the way he took care of his twin boys, and the way he tried to keep his family together. He's a very good looking guy, younger then myself, but his mindset is very mature. Anyways i proceeded to read his message, and he began to tell me how much he liked me, and how he wish i would give him a chance. He felt like the others didn't deserve me, and he's been there, but i over looked him. I couldn't believe what i was reading. I almost wished he didn't tell me that. He's my friend and a great one at that. Now that i know how he truly feels about me, how do we proceed with our friendship? I value our friendship. I just hope that the way he feels about me doesn't affect our friendship :( So my question is can Men, and Woman really be JUST FRIENDS? I would like to think that we can, but sometimes the HEART KNOWS BETTER:)

Mixing Business With Pleasure

Is it ever a good idea too date someone in the work place, or someone that your just doing business with? Some people don't see anything wrong with mixing business with pleasure. I think it's a TERRIBLE idea. I don't care how great the temptation is you should never mix the two. I was once renting this house, and my landlord was really trying to date me. I knew that if i just went to lunch with him, i would be sending him the wrong message. I'm sure there would have been great incentives if i would have taken him up on his offer. (perhaps discounted rent) lol, But then i thought to myself, What if it doesn't work out? would i then be forced to leave the house, or would he make my life a living hell. The Consequences were just not in my favor, so i chose to not MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE. I can only imagine what the awkwardness is like when you've slept with someone in your work place. I mean how does that work when it doesn't work out?  now you no longer speak to each other, you try not to even make eye contact when your near each other,You take the scenic route just to avoid running into them. Damn that shit must suck. lol, But I'm sure that there's some idiot out there, that is dog fucking the shit out of one of his co-workers lol. Hey what ever works for you though. Just let me know how that works out for you in the next 3 months. lmao

Yeah I Said It!

There has too be more to life then chasing dick 0_o. How about getting your life on track, finding a place of your own, and becoming a better you.? You can't possibly feel good about yourself knowing that you've given away your most prize possession to almost EVERY man that's come cross your path. There's nothing attractive about being the CITY SLUT. Sleeping with everybody is not going to bring you love sweetie. That empty void that you feel, will remain just that, until you learn how to love yourself. If you don't LOVE YOU, how can you expect anyone else to be head over heels for you? This post is for EVERY woman out that's LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES. Love YOURSELF.!

My First Love :)

I want too believe that every girls first LOVE is her father. My dad was my first love. I can remember as a kid me and my dad racing up my grandparents driveway, (childhood memories) when me and my brother would get into trouble for doing something stupid, my dad would always somehow let me go back outside, and make my brother stay in. He was always harder on my brother for some reason lol. I remember when my mom and dad split i was in the 3 or 4th grade, and i was devastated. Boy i remember that day like it was yesterday ;(. I didn't quite understood it then, but i truly understand now. A girls relationship with her father (weather it be good or bad) will ultimately shape the rest of her relationships. I think that i made pretty good choices when it came to men, and even though some of my relationships didn't work out, I've ALWAYS dated men that really had GREAT CHARACTER, and  despite us not working out, OVERALL they were GREAT MEN. Me and my dad have had our ups and downs, but he's never not once judged me. I can remember at 15 telling my dad i was pregnant. I'm sure inside he was devastated, but he never not once showed it. Instead he would take me to my Dr's appointments, and never made me feel anything other then LOVED. I think woman who have absent fathers are more prown to stay in unheathly relationships, simply because they didn't have a father to guide them, to show them what to look for when it came to men. I won't sit here, and act like i came from a COSBY FAMILY, because it was far from that. I was just fortunate enough to have a Father, a dad, and a friend when i needed him to be.  I used to word "FORTUNATE", because those who don't have a father will always yern for a fathers LOVE. MY DAD=My First love & My Greatest Love :)

Under The Weather:(

Today I'm a little under the weather, so i won't be blogging today :(. To all my FAITHFUL READERS, i will be drugging myself up all day today, so that you guys will have some good shit to read tomorrow!.:)

Sex, Love, & Relationships: No Good Deed Goes UNDONE!

Sex, Love, & Relationships: No Good Deed Goes UNDONE!: I'm sure majority of us have done a good DEED at some point in our life. When i say a "good DEED" I'm talking about a pure act of kindness. ...

Sex, Love, & Relationships: Oh Hell No!

Sex, Love, & Relationships: Oh Hell No!: Chloe is a mess y'all. She called me last night, and told me that she had invited one of her co-workers over to her house to hang out. Now m...

Sex, Love, & Relationships: I Used Too Be...

Sex, Love, & Relationships: I Used Too Be...: I used to be the girl who really didn't care too much about anything. I used to be that girl who was beyond selfish, and a control freak. ...

Sex, Love, & Relationships: When "LOVE" Isn't Enough....

Sex, Love, & Relationships: When "LOVE" Isn't Enough....: I bet there's someone who's reading this right now, who's in a relationship that isn't going NOWHERE. A relationship that isn't progressing ...

When "LOVE" Isn't Enough....

I bet there's someone who's reading this right now, who's in a relationship that isn't going NOWHERE. A relationship that isn't progressing is a dead end. I know sometimes we may love someone so much, that we actually convince ourselves that we need them. The truth is you don't need them, your just afraid too be by yourself, and or you don't want too see them "HAPPY" with someone else. So you hang on hoping that things will change. In either case, "YOUR CHEATING YOURSELF". You can love someone to death, it still doesn't mean that your suppose to be with them, and just because god has placed them in your life doesn't mean their there to stay. Some relationships are SEASONAL. Their there just for the moment, but ultimately their there to TEACH YOU SOMETHING. I don't care how bad a relationship IS/WAS you can't tell me that person didn't teach you SOMETHING.  You ever find yourself questioning why your relationship isn't working? After you've done everything you could possibly do,and  it's still not working? The answer is so simple, you just don't want to except what it really is. It's because that's not who your DESTINED TO BE WITH. Each relationship is preparing you for "THE RIGHT RELATIONSHIP". So NO matter how much you THINK you may LOVE someone, Sometimes LOVE just isn't enough, and you have to except that.

I Used Too Be...

I used to be the girl who really didn't care too much about anything.
I used to be that girl who was beyond selfish, and a control freak.
I used to be that girl who had to keep up the image of ALWAYS LOOKING GOOD, Even when i was at my worse.
I used to be that girl who at times had a hard time keeping it real, Making my situation look better then what it really was, Hell i was struggling like everybody else, but refused i to show it.
I used to be that girl who wouldn't show how her true feelings, No matter how much i may have LOVED someone.
I used to that girl who wouldn't take responsibility for shit, Always placing the blame on someone else.
I used to be that girl couldn't except constructive criticism, Even though i knew they were telling me the truth.
I used to be that girl, that could be so mean, that i times i didn't even like MYSELF.
The key words here IS "USED TOO BE".
I WAS WHO I WAS.
I remember My Ex telling me "Just be who you are, there gonna love who you are"!
I didn't wanna hear it then, but little does he know i held onto what he said, and now i don't know any other way to be other than MYSELF.

Hoes Will Be Hoes!

Ladies we all have and or had that one friend that was just so fucking scandalous. Just thinking about her boils your fucking blood. I have a problem with bitches that smile up in your face, but then as soon as you turn your back their trying to talk to your man. I once knew this Bitch that gave a new meaning to the word HOE. I mean she took being a hoe to a whole new level. I was dealing with this guy, and he would always KNOW MY EVERY FUCKING MOVE, and i didn't want to believe that she was the one telling him my business, but she was. One day he left his twitter page up on my phone, Of course i went through it lol. This bitch had been DM'ING him telling him all my business, and sometimes she would be doing it right while i was standing there in her face. 0_o   This bitch would smile up in my face, tell my dude my business, then go to the club with me on my fucking DIME. I'm not gonna waste too much time speaking of this bitch, I've already given her too much light. Hoe's will always self destruct that's a fact. They have serious meltdowns, trying to understand why NO MAN wants THEIR NASTY ASS. Words to live by. NO MAN WILL EVER WIFE A SLUT BAG, It's IN THE FUCKING BIBLE BITCHES. j/k

Oh Hell No!

Chloe is a mess y'all. She called me last night, and told me that she had invited one of her co-workers over to her house to hang out. Now mind you this co-worker used to have the biggest crush on her, so to me inviting him over was a huge mistake. She said they were listening to music and having a few drinks, but in her bedroom though. 0_o That's mistake number 2. mistake number one was inviting his simple ass over. Anyway she said it had gotten late, and she had dozed off. See now that's mistake number 3. How the fuck do you fall asleep with company in your house? A desperate ass man at that? She said the music had stopped playing, and she woke up. Don't you know when she woke up this man was standing in her bathroom door shaft "BUT ASS NAKED". He didn't even keep his damn socks on. lol. She said she kicked his ass out at 5am. lmao. Let this be a lesson learned. You have to be careful on what type of vibe you give off, because if you invite a man over to have drinks, and kick it in the bedroom, more than likely he's going to think he's getting laid. lmao she's becoming such a LONELY SPENCER...0_o

No Good Deed Goes UNDONE!

I'm sure majority of us have done a good DEED at some point in our life. When i say a "good DEED" I'm talking about a pure act of kindness. Doing something Good for someone, and not expecting NOTHING IN RETURN. It's sad to say but alot of people only do things in hopes too get something out of it. I once pulled up to a gas station, and it was so cold outside. Actually it was Bitter cold outside. There was quite a few cars at the pumps this early am. I got out the car, and as i was walking inside the gas station, I looked out the corner of my eye and i seen a homeless man just sitting on the ground trying to stay warm. He wasn't begging for money he was just sitting there. I noticed how many people walked past him without even giving him a second look. When i walked out i handed him $10 and i told him too hang in there. The crazy thing is that i didn't have $10 to really spare. I was moving that day, and my money was TIGHT. I got back in the car, and tears just fell from my eyes. Here it is ICE COLD OUTSIDE, and NO ONE was even trying to help this man.  I know we come across homeless people EVERYDAY. The ones who are actually asking us for money, and we give it to them, But what about the ones who don't ask for nothing? I've gone above beyond for people in my life, and it didn't really mean much too me. That day i felt like i had done a great deed for someone who i KNEW TRULY needed help, but wouldn't ask. It's the best feeling in the world just knowing that you've helped someone have a better day. NO GOOD DEED GOES UNDONE. God is always good!

Talk That Talk To ME!

How many of us enjoy talking dirty during sex? I think that quiet sex is lame sex. There's nothing worse than getting your swerve on too silence. Well other than the sound of your cooch farting, that's it. Anyway have you ever had sex with someone who took talking dirty to a whole new level? I mean they said something that was so far out, that you didn't even know how to respond? I think that talking dirty during sex is great, but not so great when your sounding like a fucking pervert. #nobueno

AMEN To The ASS PLUMPER!

Don't you just wish you could enhance you ass without having to go through surgery, or the crazy complications of putting FIX A FLAT IN YOUR ASS? I know Victoria Secrets has something called THE LIP PLUMPER. You brush it on your lips, and they actually get bigger. It's really cool, but how come no one has invented THE ASS PLUMPER YET.? Just something you can rub on your ass like lotion, and it enlarges you ass. I can't speak for everyone but i don't have a big ass. i don't have a flat ass either, it's just not big lol. I live in ATLANTA "HOME OF THE BIG BOOTY GIRLS"! They say it's the corn bread, and collard green that they eat. I've ate all of that shit, and the only thing that has gotten bigger is my STOMACH. I give up. lol I don't see why these surgeons don't have by 1 implant get the other one free. They never have damn specials. How do they get away with that shit? How are they surviving in todays fucked up economy with out having specials? I'm just saying they should make cosmetic surgery affordable for all. :)

Riding The WAVE!

I know i said i would never talk about celebrities, but i have to speak on this celebrity relationship, because i know a few people who've experienced this. OK so we all know about FABULOUS & EMILY right? Well in case some of you don't know Fabulous is a Rapper, and Emily is the mother of his son. I don't think any of us knew who Emily was until she did the reality show LOVE AND HIP HOP. I know that she's a stylist, and i for one who loves fashion to death, have NEVER HEARD OF HER. I'm not saying that she's not good at what she does, I'm just saying I've never heard her name. It's just crazy to me that now she's made a name for herself, You now see Fabulous acknowledging her,and taking her out to red carpet events. Don't get me wrong i applaud how he's making a change for his family. I just wonder what if she was still just Emily minus the LOVE AND HIP HOP SHOW? Would he have stepped up, and still did the right thing for his family? alot of people love to ride the wave when shit is GOOD, But as soon as things start too fall apart, the same people that were there toasting it up are NOW NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. It's a sad reality, but oh so true. My point is everybody has intentions, weather they be good ones, or bad ones that's just life. I truly believe in the phrase "if you can't love me at my worse, you don't deserve me at my best". If you ever had people in your life that couldn't accept you at your worst, don't you dare let them ride your wave when your at your best...

BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

On December 22, 2011 6:30 am. My doorbell rings followed by a hard knock. I layed in my bed saying "who the fuck is at my door"?. I didn't get up i stayed in bed. The knock turned into banging, and I began to get scared. Then i heard on what sounded like a bullhorn, "It's the Dekalb County Sheriff's department we know your in there open the door, or we will force entry". Holly Shit i think i almost pissed on my self. It was like a fucking episode of cops at my front door, And for a moment i thought to myself are they shooting a film outside and i didn't get the memo?. I ran down the steps with no pants on. I looked towards my back patio, and there was an officer standing there with his flash light, telling me to OPEN my door. I quickly puts some clothes on, while the officer was actually standing there watching me get dressed. (pervert). You would of thought that my house was being raided. It was 5 officers at my front door. I opened the door, They said "are you Aisha Wilkerson"? i said "Yes i am". The officer says "Maam we have a warrant for your arrest". I think i literally shitted on myself. These assholes were arresting me for not making my payments on a laptop that i got from Aarons.(it's like a rent a center) 0_o. you have got to be fucking kidding me officer?.  Right at this very moment someone is getting their fucking head blown off, and your treating me like i have key loads of dope in my house. These bastards had even parked their cars up the street, i was baffled. Can you guys picture Me being hauled off to jail? 0_o. I get to the jail and they put me in a cell with real criminals, I can't lie i was scared too death. Everybody in there had a legitimate reason for being in the slammer that day. MY NON PAYMENT ASS was just silent as hell.This one girl who i knew was gay came up to me and said "when you go make your one phone call i need you to call my girlfriend" I told her i didn't have a pen. She made me take my earing out my ear, and she carved the number into a piece of paper. That was some real OZ SHIT.  I said to myself,  "I only get too make 1 phone call, what the fuck am i going to do"? Good thing i didn't need to call anyone, because i brought my bail money with me. I seen alot that day. They began to pass out those orange jumpsuits and my heart dropped. Luckily i didn't have to dress out, because i was able to bond myself out. I had bonded myself out at 11:57 am, and those Bastards didn't release me until 11:30 p.m. I didn't eat or drink nothing i had refused. I was hoping that i would just pass out, so they could rush me to the hospital, just so i could get the hell out of there. I paced the floors for 12 damn hours. I seen the light that day. I'm telling you when they released me i went home and took a FUCKING BLEACH BATH. As of today I pay all my fucking BILLS ON TIME.

Baby Got BACK!...

I got a phone call from Chloe a little while ago, she said he company last night, and guess what? it wasn't with the YOUNGIN either. She's decided to take on INTERNET DATING. 0_o I know right? What a bummer. lmao. Anyways she invited this guy over to her house, to watch movies and whatever else she had in mind. So I'm listening to her go on and on, and she says "there's one thing about him that i don't like". So i said, "and what's that"? she says "he has a fat ass". Yuck! your dating a guy that has junk in his trunk? you mean too tell me he has a rump shaker? All i could think about was that episode of girlfriends when Joan was dating the guy that wore the "man girdle". I'm sorry it doesn't matter how good looking a man is, If his ass is bigger than mine, i can't deal. A man with a nice plumped ass, leads me to believe he's getting plunged in his ass. Which is great for those that like that, I just don't like it. A man should not have a FAT ASS. I told her that's a deal breaker, and lose his damn number.

The Pumkin EATER!

My friend Rico is the ULTIMATE ladies man. I don't think there's a woman out there who's ever turned him down. He's a well groomed guy, and extremely handsome. He can charm the panties off OF ANY WOMAN. I've seen him in action, and he's GOOD. I ask him all the time how does he get away with all the shit he does? his response was, it's easy. He weens them in by telling them how good he can eat their cooch, and they fall for that shit.We would be in the club, and he would go missing, because he' in the parking lot banging some chic out in the backseat of the car. You can't even get mad at him though, he's just doing what these chics allow him too do. The worst part about it is he's a married man. He has a great wife, and yet he still cheats. I asked him why isn't he honest with these woman?. Alot of woman don't mind dealing with a married man. One day he's going to come across the wrong woman, and she's going to give it to his ass, but i ain't the one too gossip so you didn't hear it from me. Lmao

Don't "SAY" Nothing Else!

Have you ever met someone that was just ALL THAT?. Just looking at them from the outside you was in awwwwwww. They were just so dreamy (good looking). Until they opened their fucking mouth, and started talking. You find yourself looking around like what the hell is that smell?  You even go as far as checking the bottom of your shoe thinking your stepped in shit. lol, but then you realize that it's coming from his/her mouth. How can someone who is so good looking have such bad breath.? I'm not talking about stinky breath that a piece of gum can take care of. I'm talking about STANK BREATH.  The kind of breath that will bring tears to your eyes. That funky ass CHITTERLINGS BREATH. What do you do when you meet someone like this huh? I guess it's all of what you can tolerate. Me personally i can't get passed that. I would rather have a man with ONE BALL, or missing fingers. I just can't do the KISS OF DEATH..lmao

The Mother Daughter Rivalry..

Every mother experiences that mother daughter rivalry with their daughter. It's a damn shame what us mothers have to go through sometimes. I have a 19 year old daughter who swears up and down that she knows more than me. Sometimes i just want to knock the hell out of her, just for saying some of the shit that comes out of her mouth, but i have too remind myself that she's just a teenager and she's clueless about life. Every guy she dates is "THE ONE".  She once dated a guy who played football (High school) and he was really good. She convinced herself that he was going to the Pro's and they were getting married after high school 0_o #nobueno. When i told her that it may not turn out like that, she thought i was just saying evil things, and i wasn't happy for her. REALLY? She was in the 10th GRADE. What the hell? Anyway He's currently living at home with his mother with no football contract. lol. Then there was Mike. I really liked mike he was a hard worker. He was never late to McDonald's always on time, just an all around great kid. Now i was hoping that they would grow old together, but sadly she dumped him. I was devasted. I guess it was for the best though because now he's currently doing 20years in prison for armed robbery.0_o This girl has put me through the ringer. I'll never forget i was in the mall shopping, and i got a phone call from my girlfriend Olivia. She said your daughter was arrested for shoplifting. I was so shocked. I could't believe this little bitch.(excuse my french)  She just so happen to be in the same mall i was shopping at how embarrising. I went to Kohl's where she was detained for stealing accessories.  YES ACCESSORIES i am the queen of ACCESSORIES. I told them to lock her ass up, and i left because i had a birthday party to attend. I wanted to teach her ass a lesson. Boy did she cry, but off to the slammer she went. Maybe she's still angry at me, that's why till this day she finds new ways to make me beyond mad. Lmao! But i love her to death.:)

Sex, Love, & Relationships: She's a HIMAHOLIC....

Sex, Love, & Relationships: She's a HIMAHOLIC....: She's a himaholic, That's the only way i can describe my girlfriend Chloe. She been dealing with a guy on and off for almost 3 years. When i...

She's a HIMAHOLIC....

She's a himaholic, That's the only way i can describe my girlfriend Chloe. She been dealing with a guy on and off for almost 3 years. When i tell you she's addicted to this man. No matter what he does she just can't seem to leave his young ass alone. Even when she tells me she's not dealing with him anymore, i know better then to believe her. That youngin puts it down on her ass. The way that she describes their sex life,  it's like he's the ultimate LYON in the bedroom.lol.  Have you ever dealt with someone that was to fucking TOXIC, But you just couldn't stop fucking with he/she? I know i have. I'm telling you a woman will put up with a little extra BS if your have "GRADE A DICK". That's something that you just don't give up. This youngin has been the only dude that I've EVER seen her do back flips for. At on point i thought she was LOSING HER FUCKING MIND. As of today she says she's not dealing with him, but it's only a matter of time before he makes his way over to her new place, and fucks the shit out of her..lmao

Sex, Love, & Relationships: Parenting 101

Sex, Love, & Relationships: Parenting 101: At 7 years old my son Nate already has an image of what a girl should be like. He actually told me that girls don't pass gas. My response t...

Parenting 101

At 7 years old my son  Nate already has an image of what a girl should be like. He actually told me that girls don't pass gas. My response to him was, Son yes they do, boys and girls pass gas. He looked so puzzled and said, "But mom their not suppose too". Smh i said " Nate if they don't pass gas they will either die or have stinky breath." It's a must that we all PASS GAS.( Fart, Poot) whatever you want too call it. It's important that i teach my son that a woman can do just about everything that a man can do. I don't want him to grow up thinking that a woman doesn't pass gas, and then later down the line his girlfriend farts and he leaves her. lol I don't think i could ever forgive myself. Parents please inform your kids on what goes on in today's world lol:) Parenting 101

Death to the TALKING COOCH.

Ladies ladies ladies. I'm not sure how some of y'all feel about this question, but I'm sure you had to wonder why this shit happens. OK don't you just HATE IT, when your getting your swerve on (fucking) and your cooch just starts farting? It never smells like anything, but it's SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I mean there you are all into it, and all of a sudden your cooch starts sounding like a fucking machine gun. 0_o. What is that about? Is it an air bubble that gets trapped in your cooch or what? Every time i go to my OB/GYN i always wanna ask my Dr., but i can never get up the nerve. I wouldn't even know how to word that lol. I think guys like it when your cooch makes all kinds of crazy sounds, but i for one HATE IT. Death to the talking cooch. What i find even more disturbing is when your done fucking, your cooch then sounds like an old car that makes that putt putt noise when it you cut it off. I wonder if i can google this shit. lmao silly me. I once heard a song by R. Kelly called Pussy Cry 0_o i gues that's what it is. The Cooch Cry!

The Biggest Lie TOLD...

Do you wanna know what the BIGGEST LIE EVER TOLD?....It's a lie within it's self, and so many of us tell this lie quite often. Are you familiar with this phrase? "Just tell me the truth, and I promise i won't get mad". Just think about it for a second..... OK so if you ask your mate if their cheating, and they insist that their not, but you know for a FACT they are. The conversation goes a little bit like this. Sean, I know your fucking with that bitch, why can't you just come clean for once what the fuck? Look just tell me the damn truth. I promise you i won't get mad. Sean's response: Alright damn we hung out, but it was only one time. Your response: "Oh hell no" We are fucking over, done , finito, You fucking bastard, how could you? Sean's response: See i knew you was gonna get mad. Your response: Get the fuck out my face, and go be with that Nasty Bitch. Now you take off running to the closet, grabbing his shit, breaking shit, foaming out the damn mouth. Just acting a damn fool. You can't help but get mad, because now your feelings are hurt. See sometimes we don't wanna hear the truth even though WE ASK FOR IT..lol

The Nerve of this kid!

Earlier today i was in the kitchen drinking a glass of soda, and my 7yr old son Nathaniel asked me for something to drink. Now i didn't drink all of my soda, so i just poured a little more in the glass and gave it to him. He looked at me with a sad face, so i said  "what's wrong Nate"?. This little boy had the nerve too say "i don't want that soda because it's already been used." He refused to drink out of my glass. I got so mad at him and said " I am your mother, You can drink out of my glass", But you are too NEVER EVER DRINK after your Father 0_o. I had to stop and ask myself  is this little boy is reading my blog, and now thinks his mom is a super freak.? I tell you kids say the craziest shit these days!.

What's your REASON?

Can you ever justify physically cheating on someone? When your about too cheat do you ever stop to think about how it will affect your partner? I'm sure you don't lol. Cheating has to be the ultimate betrayal in a realtionship. Woman cheat just as much as men do these days, but for different reasons. When a woman cheats it's because, most of the time there is an emotional disconnection from their partner. Men cheat because they either are not getting what they want from their partner (most of the time sexually), Or they just feel the need to be greedy and they don't need a reason. No reason is better than the other, it's all wrong in my eyes. Every relationships has it's ups and down, but if you find yourself constantly stepping out on your partner then why stay? It's so easy to cheat these days, because temptation is EVERYWHERE. It takes a STRONG person to be "FAITHFUL", and not just in a realtionship, but in EVERY THING THAT YOU DO. I was always told that all men cheat. That's something that i will never believe. That would be like accepting the fact that all men are the same, and from past relationships i know that's not true. What i find to be funny, but not really "FUNNY" is when you hear a guy say, "BUT IT DIDN'T MEAN NOTHING". 0_o<--------- . When you find yourself about to CHEAT just close your eyes, and think of that FAVORITE thing your partner does to you sexually that LOVE...Keep that Visual for 5 seconds..1, 2, 3, 4, 5. NOW PICTURE THEM DOING THAT TOO SOMEONE ELSE THEN COMING HOME AND KISSING YOU IN THE MOUTH LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED... I bet Your probably sick to your stomach just thinking about it. If your partner is sitting next to you right now, your probably looking at them with such disgust, But only a cheater would feel disgusted, and that's real. Check yourself.:)

It's just ME!...

I didn't want my blog to be about celebrities. It seems like most of the blogs i read are trash talking the celebrities. I really don't care to know about Beyonce and Jayz's personal life, Or any other celebrity for that matter. Don't get me wrong i don't dislike celebrities or anything, i just feel like me knowing their every move is kind of pointless, because I'm not in that circle.lol I chose to blog about my life, my friends, and just different things in life we might experience. I'm 35 and I've had a very interesting life so far, if i must say so myself. I've had my ups and downs, highs and lows, the good, the bad, and the extremely ugly lol. I'd like too say I've been blessed with the GIFT OF GAB, but I always been outspoken (a gift and a curse)..Through out this blog you'll get a better understanding of who i am. I'll introduce my family, friends, and my "frenemies"..lol. As much as i enjoy talking to you, i hope you'll enjoy reading my posts. Life is a journey and mine has been amazing so far. So lets just sit back and enjoy the ride, AND DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH....xoxo:)

Pleasing Her Too..:)

I speak quite openly about how a woman should please her man, and pleasing your partner shouldn't be looked at as a favor. What happens though when a man is not doing his part? Woman are emotional creatures by nature. We feel EVERY EMOTION. Men not so much lol. Fellas You can Dick your woman down everyday, but if your not making her feel like "She's the one and ONLY one, your sexual actions are pointless. Your probably reading this and saying "what the hell"? lol, but its true. I mean how do you show your woman that you appreciate her? Do you even tell her that you appreciate her? I used to date this guy, and he was always on the go. He was a business man his life revolved around his job. Even though we saw each other EVERYDAY, it was never that quality time that i wanted. He would always "BUY" me big gifts, To kinda like make up for the quality time and after a while that got old, because i still felt that emptiness. I wanted his time, something that money couldn't buy. he missed the punchline all the time, and that drove me to look elsewhere. See it's not always about sex with woman. What ever we are lacking in our relationship we'll start too look elsewhere to get it. I know this goes both ways, but for woman its different trust me. For example: If your not complimenting your woman, guess what there's a man out there that is. If your not SEXUALLY PLEASING HER, guess what there's a man out there that's going too DICK HER DOWN so good, she won't have a DESIRE too sleep with you anymore. What happened in my situation i didn't cheat on him physically, but emotionally i did and that's just as bad, and the reason i say that is because Mental Stimulation is the best stimulation. Once a man stimulates a woman's mind it's pretty much the icing on the cake. So fellas if you don't know, now ya know..:)

Prudey Pants....

So i get a phone call from Mrs. Dale MCcoy. (MY MOTHER) Being the parent that she is, She's so mortified about the things i blog about. LOL I asked her did she read the entire blog, and her response was, My god i couldn't get passed the slobbing the knob entry. I just laughed and said " you don't slob your husbands knob? Geesh what a prude. She went on to say that she thinks i moved to Atlanta and lost my mind. 0_o well maybe I'm a little off, but i told her i blog about my life, and she should want to know what I'm doing right? I guess as a parent it can be a bit much reading about your child's sex life, all that sucking and fucking could get to you. I told her she shouldn't knock until she tries it...Just joking i didn't say that shit to her. She's just old fashion, and probably doesn't do anything out side of missionary. Sucks too be her right? For her birthday I'm sending her some porn DVDS, and the best Dildo money can buy. I have to bring her up too SPEED, because my god she's so stuck in the STONE AGE..lol, But i love Mrs. "PRUDEY PANTS" to death.

From Lust To LOVE..

I had the most interesting convo this morning with my good girlfriend Olivia. I've know this girl for 8years, and through out all these years I've seen her deal with a few dudes, but "NONE" of them was she ever was serious about. I was beginning too think that she had a bullet proof heart. She would call me and say "Girl I'm IN LOVE". I met this guy and he's all that, and i would get so excited and saying yes she finally found love. A few days later she would say "Girl i ain't feeling him anymore". I mean i don't think she liked a guy for more then 7 days. I swear it was like after the 7th day they EXPIRED.  You hear about guys using women for sex ALL THE TIME, But hardly do you ever hear of women using men for sex. Olivia was cold with it, after she got what she wanted, they had too leave. NO spending the night, and they better not so much as even ask for something to drink afterwards. That might get you cussed out..lol. She continued down this path for years, and i would always say to myself, damn does she not want too be in love? Recently things have changed for her. She's been dating the same man for 3 months. I'm so proud of her. this man who i will refer too as "KING DING DONG" is everything that SHE'S NOT USED TOO. A man with some substance, and she craves him. I sometimes have to encourage her to just let go and trust the unknown. I told her Don't worry about what you think he "MIGHT" be doing. I said you slobbing his knob right? she said yes. You fucking him real good right? she said "girl yes". And last but not least when you finish fucking do you offer him glass of KOOLAID? She said "HELL YEAH". Well bitch you in there then. You offered him a glass of "koolaid, so i know it's real. LMAO

I Love TOO :)

My girlfriends always look to me for advice on relationships, and i have no clue why?. Clearly i suck at relationships. I know the do's and the don'ts, but the truth is i have a hard time applying them too my own relationships. They've always said i was a MAN EATER lol. Not true at all. I'm just a control freak who, at one point refused to show my true feelings. In my eyes it was like showing a sign of weakness. I try too always give them the best advice as possible. Sometimes My advice is not always needed, but my ears are always there too listen, and my heart is there too encourage and give big hugs when needed. I absolutely Love the idea of being dressed up in LOVE.  TO LOVE, AND BE LOVED IS A BEAUTIFUL THING..We should all want to grow into LOVE with someone, and STAY IN LOVE..:)

Sex with an ex?

How many of us have had an ex that could put it down in the bedroom? I bet alot of y'all are reading this and saying to yourself "HELL YEAH". If they wasn't good at anything else, you know they could make you climb the fucking walls in the bedroom, A guaranteed good fuck. I bet a few of you are having a flash back right now, and the only thing that's stopping you from calling Him/Her right now, is the person your currently fucking. I bet if you knew you could do it and get away with it YOU WOULD lol. Hmmmmm *side eye* :) Some Ex's are just "TOO DAMN CRAZY" to throw an occasional fuck, the consequences could be terrible. So while your reading this contemplating weather you should make that phone call, just know I'm behind a computer writing this (safe and sound). Please don't let these words get your windows busted out, tires slashed, or clothes burnt the fuck up...lmao I will not be held responsible.

Who cut the cheese?..

So i once dated this guy, and I'm telling you i tried to be the perfect woman around him. One night after a night out we went back to his house, and at the time i wasn't comfortable spending the night. So after we would do what we do (sexing) i would just leave, But one night i dozed off, and i fucking fart farted in my sleep. I mean the fart was so loud that it woke me up, and when i woke up he was just laying there staring at me. He didn't say nothing, but i was mortified. I thought i had my butt cheeks on lock that night. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Holding your ass cheeks so tight till the urge to fart goes away.  That night i wasn't successful though, because that fart sure crept out, and it sounded like god damn thunder., But hey don't judge me..lmao. We got pass the storm :)

What the hell happened?

Damn my life has changed so much in the last year. I always had something too do on a Friday night, hell i had something to do EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK. My guy friends used too tell me that i partied to much, but hell i was just enjoying life. Shit as of today my Fridays consist of sitting at home watching Sesame Street, & Blues Clues. SMH. I can see how some moms become alcoholics, trust me it's not hard. It's almost 2am and we're both up looking crazy (me & my son that is). Can't even get my swerve on, because my sons "oh shit their fucking radar will go off".! Oh well hopefully my good friend Nadia will have a great sexscapade to tell me about in the am...lmao. I guess I'll have me a shot, and take my ass too bed. #nightynight

What's a girl too do?

OK so i have this friend named Nadia who lives a great life. She has the best of EVERYTHING. Nadia is on the verge of living a double life. She in currently involved with someone who she's been with for quite some time, But someone else has gotten her attention lately. She has no clue what too do. The man that she lusts for is "fine as fuck". A chocolate brother with a "GREAT JOB",  has some business about himself, and a big THANG THANG. Did i mention he had a great job? lol. Anyways she asked me what should she do? I simply looked at her and said "Bitch if you don't leave that loser ass man you got, we can no longer be friends". I'm just joking, but on a serious tip what do you do when the person you once were head over heals for takes a back seat. It's so easy to fall in love with someone.  What i find challenging is STAYING IN LOVE.:)  Hmmmmm i wonder if she's gonna take my advice tho? Or better yet i wonder if she's gonna throw Mr. Wonderful a Fuck? In other words give him some cooch..lol #staytuned

The Morning Rush.

Don't you just hate when your trying to get laid in the am, and your kids either start crying, or if you have a kid like mines, he'll buss through the damn door. I swear i think kids come with some kind of "OH shit", I think their fucking radar. I hate RUSHED SEX.. The type of sex where your fucking like jack rabbits, because you know at any giving moment, someone is going to interrupt. It never fails as soon as i drop my panties, someone is knocking on my door asking for a bowl of cereal. what is wrong with kids these days? #norespectatall..

No Seriously!

Yesterday i was outside with my kids, and my neighbor came up to me and asked me what color was my hair? I told her it was CHERRY FLAVOR. She look at me like 0_o and said who is that made by?  And i looked at her like 0_o..Ummmmmm it's cherry koolaid Lady. You know the packets you get in the grocery store too make sugar diabetes.? I thought she would of known that considering i had koolaid running down my damn face , because it was so damn hot outside. I swear people just don't use common sense these days...smh

#nobueno

Your finger is not a BUTT PLUG FOR MY ASS...#andthatisall

What makes you so special???

OK so you think your so special, because he cheated on his wife with you? No bitch your not special, your just dumb as hell. How can you expect to have a monogamous relationship with a bonified cheater. Hello!!! he cheated on his wife for some extra pussy. So when you look at yourself in the mirror, just think of your self as a extra character in a movie...Your not the "MAIN" character your an "EXTRA" SOMEONE that's there AS NEEDED.. Just because your friendly with your cooch doesn't make you special. When you know better you do better and that's a #fact. this is dedicated to all the "EXTRA'S" that are waiting to sleep with all the married men THIS ALL STAR WEEKEND.. And remember sharing is not ALWAYS CARING..lmao

How many is toooo many?

 Has your partner ever asked you how many people have you slept with? If you know your list is down the street and around the corner, do you lie about how many, or do you be honest? How could you look your partner in the face and tell him/or her that you've slept with half the town? I once knew this chic who was a bonified hoe, i mean she was the type of female that you couldn't leave your man around. within a 2 month time frame i seen her sleep with at least 10 men. She would become so outraged after she gave up the cooch, because these dudes wouldn't even call her after it was all said and done. I know they say "SHARING IS CARING", but you shouldn't share your cooch with everybody ladies, and you NEVER want a guy to refer to your cooch as GARBAGE TRUCK JUICE..#nobueno To make a long story short, if you know you've been around, i suggest you take that to your grave.lol #ijs

She doesn't "Indulge" in the "Bulge"

My good girlfriend is not a big fan of giving oral sex, and i don't know why?. Every time we have a discussion about oral sex, (giving that is)  she gets so grossed out. I try to tell her that if she doesn't start slobbing the knob she's gonna end up one old and lonely lady. I mean lets face it ORAL SEX is mandatory for men ladies. Now I'm not saying that you should SLOB EVERY KNOB, but i definitely encourage that if your in a exclusive relationship, you should indulge in the bulge. Sometimes she looks at me in such disgust when i talk about it lol, that she actually makes me feel like I'm some kinda sick freak. I mean I'm no sex Dr. or nothing, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist too know that if your not Slobbing The Knob at least 2xs a week, somebody else is. I think that every woman should wanna master the art of slobbing the knob, it's too your benefit that you do lol. Now granted there's somebody for everybody, But you'll end up with a nobody if your what???...... NOT SLOBBING THE KNOB......#i j s

Richer is not always bettter...

They say that if you date a man that makes six figures or more chances are your sharing him. I once dated a guy who was a real estate guru, and i could honestly say he was a millionaire. This man had the best of everything and he made sure that i did as well. He wasn't the best looking man, but his money spoke volumes. We dated for 2 years and i thought i was in love with him, But what i didn't know was that he was keeping a very dark secret. He was with me everyday which made me believe that i was the only woman in his life. However one night he spent the night and left his wallet, so i decided to go through it. There was a bank deposit slip that had a address on it that i wasn't aware of. I decided to go to the unknown address and i knocked on the door. A woman answers the door holding a new born baby, and i asked if Elliott was there?. She says no, and i said well can you tell him his girlfriend came by. She says well I'm his girlfriend of 5 years and this is our baby. At that very moment i felt like someone had punched me in the stomach. I couldn't believe that this man that I was in love with could have done this too me. Needless to say we are no longer together, but i  had to asked myself how did he pull this off?, and the answer was clear as day, because he could AFFORD IT..Richer is not always better..

To Lock Or Unlock?

When in a relationship is it okay too keep your phone locked? Some people tend to think that if you keep your phone locked it means that you have something too hide. It doesn't necessarily mean that they are hiding something. Some people are just private people and don't wish too share everything with their partner. I myself have been guilty of snooping through my mans phone, and it wasn't until recently that i realized there was no need. We all know that whats done in the dark always come to light so why bother snooping?.  Sometimes our curiosity and or insecurities can get the best of us.

Is it ever okay to have relations with your "Step Brother Or Step Sister"?

My friend is currently sleeping with her step brother on the low. Not only is he her step brother, but he is also involved with her good friend..She thinks that she can have relations without the relationship, but we all know that as time goes by feelings start to change. Is it ever okay To become Romantically Involved with a Step Sibling?