Baby Got BACK!...

I got a phone call from Chloe a little while ago, she said he company last night, and guess what? it wasn't with the YOUNGIN either. She's decided to take on INTERNET DATING. 0_o I know right? What a bummer. lmao. Anyways she invited this guy over to her house, to watch movies and whatever else she had in mind. So I'm listening to her go on and on, and she says "there's one thing about him that i don't like". So i said, "and what's that"? she says "he has a fat ass". Yuck! your dating a guy that has junk in his trunk? you mean too tell me he has a rump shaker? All i could think about was that episode of girlfriends when Joan was dating the guy that wore the "man girdle". I'm sorry it doesn't matter how good looking a man is, If his ass is bigger than mine, i can't deal. A man with a nice plumped ass, leads me to believe he's getting plunged in his ass. Which is great for those that like that, I just don't like it. A man should not have a FAT ASS. I told her that's a deal breaker, and lose his damn number.