Death to the TALKING COOCH.

Ladies ladies ladies. I'm not sure how some of y'all feel about this question, but I'm sure you had to wonder why this shit happens. OK don't you just HATE IT, when your getting your swerve on (fucking) and your cooch just starts farting? It never smells like anything, but it's SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I mean there you are all into it, and all of a sudden your cooch starts sounding like a fucking machine gun. 0_o. What is that about? Is it an air bubble that gets trapped in your cooch or what? Every time i go to my OB/GYN i always wanna ask my Dr., but i can never get up the nerve. I wouldn't even know how to word that lol. I think guys like it when your cooch makes all kinds of crazy sounds, but i for one HATE IT. Death to the talking cooch. What i find even more disturbing is when your done fucking, your cooch then sounds like an old car that makes that putt putt noise when it you cut it off. I wonder if i can google this shit. lmao silly me. I once heard a song by R. Kelly called Pussy Cry 0_o i gues that's what it is. The Cooch Cry!