Prudey Pants....

So i get a phone call from Mrs. Dale MCcoy. (MY MOTHER) Being the parent that she is, She's so mortified about the things i blog about. LOL I asked her did she read the entire blog, and her response was, My god i couldn't get passed the slobbing the knob entry. I just laughed and said " you don't slob your husbands knob? Geesh what a prude. She went on to say that she thinks i moved to Atlanta and lost my mind. 0_o well maybe I'm a little off, but i told her i blog about my life, and she should want to know what I'm doing right? I guess as a parent it can be a bit much reading about your child's sex life, all that sucking and fucking could get to you. I told her she shouldn't knock until she tries it...Just joking i didn't say that shit to her. She's just old fashion, and probably doesn't do anything out side of missionary. Sucks too be her right? For her birthday I'm sending her some porn DVDS, and the best Dildo money can buy. I have to bring her up too SPEED, because my god she's so stuck in the STONE AGE..lol, But i love Mrs. "PRUDEY PANTS" to death.