The Pumkin EATER!

My friend Rico is the ULTIMATE ladies man. I don't think there's a woman out there who's ever turned him down. He's a well groomed guy, and extremely handsome. He can charm the panties off OF ANY WOMAN. I've seen him in action, and he's GOOD. I ask him all the time how does he get away with all the shit he does? his response was, it's easy. He weens them in by telling them how good he can eat their cooch, and they fall for that shit.We would be in the club, and he would go missing, because he' in the parking lot banging some chic out in the backseat of the car. You can't even get mad at him though, he's just doing what these chics allow him too do. The worst part about it is he's a married man. He has a great wife, and yet he still cheats. I asked him why isn't he honest with these woman?. Alot of woman don't mind dealing with a married man. One day he's going to come across the wrong woman, and she's going to give it to his ass, but i ain't the one too gossip so you didn't hear it from me. Lmao