Sex with an ex?

How many of us have had an ex that could put it down in the bedroom? I bet alot of y'all are reading this and saying to yourself "HELL YEAH". If they wasn't good at anything else, you know they could make you climb the fucking walls in the bedroom, A guaranteed good fuck. I bet a few of you are having a flash back right now, and the only thing that's stopping you from calling Him/Her right now, is the person your currently fucking. I bet if you knew you could do it and get away with it YOU WOULD lol. Hmmmmm *side eye* :) Some Ex's are just "TOO DAMN CRAZY" to throw an occasional fuck, the consequences could be terrible. So while your reading this contemplating weather you should make that phone call, just know I'm behind a computer writing this (safe and sound). Please don't let these words get your windows busted out, tires slashed, or clothes burnt the fuck up...lmao I will not be held responsible.