Who cut the cheese?..

So i once dated this guy, and I'm telling you i tried to be the perfect woman around him. One night after a night out we went back to his house, and at the time i wasn't comfortable spending the night. So after we would do what we do (sexing) i would just leave, But one night i dozed off, and i fucking fart farted in my sleep. I mean the fart was so loud that it woke me up, and when i woke up he was just laying there staring at me. He didn't say nothing, but i was mortified. I thought i had my butt cheeks on lock that night. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Holding your ass cheeks so tight till the urge to fart goes away.  That night i wasn't successful though, because that fart sure crept out, and it sounded like god damn thunder., But hey don't judge me..lmao. We got pass the storm :)