Am I The LUCKY ONE?

I swear i think I'm the only parent who's kids do and say the craziest shit. My 7yr old Nate thinks that he needs a Tuxedo, and a LIMO for a elementary dance. He was just put in a class for gifted kids (SMART KIDS) and i promise you he now thinks he's extra smart. HE ALWAYS HAS TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, and the worse thing you can say to a parent (A BLACK PARENT)is...."BUT MOM". Are you kidding that's like a fucking CURSE word. Everytime he says it i just want to BEAT HIM UP REALLY BAD. lol!  My 19yr old thinks putting holes in her face, and drawing on her body is OHHHHHH SOOOOO SEXXXXXYYYYY. I wish that with every piercing she gets the side effect should be, if you take it out, BLOOD would just pour out, and never stop. So after a while she would be like a water hose that has holes in it. lol (sprinkler face). My soon to be 2 year old Christian has a mind of his own. He doesn't go to bed before 1am, He LOVES drawing on the walls with PENCILS, and god forbid i doze off and leave him up, he'll go downstairs in the "WE HOURS" of the night and invade the SNACK CABINET..<------so serious. I have 3 BATHROOMS in my house, but currently only 1 TOILET WORKS..Hmmmmm i wonder why? Did god bless anyone else out there with special kids like mine, Or was i the LUCKY ONE?..:)