AMEN To The ASS PLUMPER!

Don't you just wish you could enhance you ass without having to go through surgery, or the crazy complications of putting FIX A FLAT IN YOUR ASS? I know Victoria Secrets has something called THE LIP PLUMPER. You brush it on your lips, and they actually get bigger. It's really cool, but how come no one has invented THE ASS PLUMPER YET.? Just something you can rub on your ass like lotion, and it enlarges you ass. I can't speak for everyone but i don't have a big ass. i don't have a flat ass either, it's just not big lol. I live in ATLANTA "HOME OF THE BIG BOOTY GIRLS"! They say it's the corn bread, and collard green that they eat. I've ate all of that shit, and the only thing that has gotten bigger is my STOMACH. I give up. lol I don't see why these surgeons don't have by 1 implant get the other one free. They never have damn specials. How do they get away with that shit? How are they surviving in todays fucked up economy with out having specials? I'm just saying they should make cosmetic surgery affordable for all. :)